REAL
WOMEN
A
real woman is a man's best friend.
She
will never stand him up and never let him down.
She
will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She
will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without
fear and forget regret.
She
will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most
intimate desires.
She
will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room
and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No
wait...
Sorry.
I'm
thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.
Never
mind…!