Friday, March 15, 2013

It's Time to Banish Green Beer...!!!

March 17th we celebrate St. Patrick's Day, don't you think we need to get serious about Irish sips?

 
A growing number of drinkers have discovered Irish Whiskey. In the past decade - clearly the fastest growing adult beverage - sales up nearly 400% since 2002 and 22.5% in the past year alone.

OK, honestly you can drink whatever the heck you want, but if you are going to drink green beer this upcoming St. Patrick's Day, you're kind of a dullard. Green beer is not only offensive to the Irish, it's offensive to beer. It's like wearing horned "Viking" helmets, or adding ice to your white wine (Note: Actual Viking helmets did not have horns. Horns were a drinking vessel). It can be done, but it's just not right....!!!

And the worst part is that most of the time the beer dyed green is pale, thin, flavorless beer to begin with.

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